"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale." -- Attorney General Alberto Gonzales while testifying before congress on illegal wiretapping
No, I'm not shitting you, he really said that, and you can see the video yourself.
Can I also point out that aside from the fact that there weren't electronics in Washington's time -- he was also fighting the Revolutionary War. You know, the one we had before the Constitution that makes this stuff illegal. So, technically, if he had some electronics, and, you know, so did the British, he would legally have been allowed to wiretap them, on accounta, we didn't have a government yet.
But can I just point out that Gonzales is one of the brilliant minds running our country?
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