Things I said...

10 Dec 2000

I don't need clones. You have to feed them. What I need is a doppelganger.

You can't straddle the fence without bruising your genitalia.

On George W. Bush: I don't want a president who's done more drugs than me.

On President G. W. Bush: At the very least, I can say I'm smarter than the President of the United States.

My favorite Guin Turner movie? Taxicab Confessions. I like her acting best when she's drunk and unaware of the camera.

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