You may be a Unitarian Universalist if:

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2 Dec 2008

You think socks are too formal for a Summer service.
You know at least 5 ways to say "Happy holidays!"
Your idea of a guy's night out is going to a N.O.W. rally.
Unleavened bread is part of your Easter Brunch.
You refer to construction paper as "paper of color."
The name of your church is longer than your arm.
You find yourself rewriting a church survey, rather than taking it.
You call up your minister in the middle of the night, panicking because you are starting to believe in God.
To explain your personal theology, you have to use interpretive dance.
You take your day planner to church instead of the Bible.

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I'm a unitarian-universalist and didn't nod my head in agreement to any of these :-\ I wish there were more :-P

Damia | September 9, 2009 4:40 PM | Reply

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