Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty at Christmas But Aren't

24 Dec 2002

Christmas - Ornament

Author Unknown

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph's honker!

7. Santa's sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. Well, if you can't get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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