ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIAS: Tax exemptions for churches
ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOTRY: The National Day of Prayer
ANTI-FAMILY: Honor thy father and mother by hating them. Your brothers and sisters too.
BABY KILLERS: Vatican Opponents of contraception
OR BABY KILLER: A Deity Who sends a worldwide flood to wipe out countless babies, along with their parents.
BEHAVIOR-BASED CIVIL RIGHTS: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
BIBLICAL LAW: What 10,000 different sects say the Bible says.
BIBLICAL PRINCIPLES: See BIBLICAL LAW
CHOICE IN EDUCATION: Anti-Evolution Christian Fudamentalist school board candidate A or Anti-Evolution Christian Fudamentalist school board candidate B
CHRISTIAN NATION: Northern Ireland
CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES: Hurt other people, apologize to Jesus, and get into Heaven.
CHRISTIAN VALUES: Only Christians have value
CONSERVATIVE VALUES: Look Before You Leap (Compare LIBERAL VALUES: He Who Hesitates is Lost)
CHILD MOLESTATION: God's spiritual testing of youngsters, tenderly conducted by Catholic Clergy
MORAL ABSOLUTES: Morals absolutely relative to Pat Robertson et al
NEW WORLD ORDER: Religious zealots downgraded to a Genus
NO SPECIAL RIGHTS: Especially First through Tenth
NO GUN CONTROL: The Second Amendment
NO SEX EDUCATION IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS: A moment of silence
PARENTAL CONTROL: Another entitlement to be eliminated!
PROTECT UNBORN CHILDREN: Free the sperm bank Zillions!
PUT PRAYER BACK IN SCHOOL: People can’t stand it in the churches!
SACRED HUMAN RIGHTS: First through Tenth
STRONG STAND ON THE FAMILY: Preferably on its neck.
TAX REFORM: More taxes
TAX REDUCTION: Liberal obscenity
TOUGH ON CRIME: And too bad for victims, too.
TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES: First through Tenth.
TRADITIONAL REPUBLICAN: An unprotected endangered species.
VOLUNTARY SCHOOL PRAYER: You can pray or you can shut up.
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