BABY KILLERS: Vatican Opponents of contraception

OR BABY KILLER: A Deity Who sends a worldwide flood to wipe out countless babies, along with their parents.

BEHAVIOR-BASED CIVIL RIGHTS: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

BIBLICAL LAW: What 10,000 different sects say the Bible says.

BIBLICAL PRINCIPLES: See BIBLICAL LAW

CHOICE IN EDUCATION: Anti-Evolution Christian Fudamentalist school board candidate A or Anti-Evolution Christian Fudamentalist school board candidate B

CHRISTIAN NATION: Northern Ireland

CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES: Hurt other people, apologize to Jesus, and get into Heaven.

CHRISTIAN VALUES: Only Christians have value

CONSERVATIVE VALUES: Look Before You Leap (Compare LIBERAL VALUES: He Who Hesitates is Lost)

CHILD MOLESTATION: God's spiritual testing of youngsters, tenderly conducted by Catholic Clergy

MORAL ABSOLUTES: Morals absolutely relative to Pat Robertson et al

NEW WORLD ORDER: Religious zealots downgraded to a Genus

NO SPECIAL RIGHTS: Especially First through Tenth

NO GUN CONTROL: The Second Amendment

NO SEX EDUCATION IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS: A moment of silence

PARENTAL CONTROL: Another entitlement to be eliminated!

PROTECT UNBORN CHILDREN: Free the sperm bank Zillions!

PUT PRAYER BACK IN SCHOOL: People can’t stand it in the churches!

SACRED HUMAN RIGHTS: First through Tenth

STRONG STAND ON THE FAMILY: Preferably on its neck.

TAX REFORM: More taxes

TAX REDUCTION: Liberal obscenity

TOUGH ON CRIME: And too bad for victims, too.

TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES: First through Tenth.

TRADITIONAL REPUBLICAN: An unprotected endangered species.

VOLUNTARY SCHOOL PRAYER: You can pray or you can shut up.