Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Author Unknown ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from...
Light Bulb Jokes
How many light bulbs does it take... wait, no, that's not right... [8 entries.]
Permutations of Borg...
Author Unknown Since Borgs have come up recently in a conversation I had, I thought it would be funny to surface this joke list while moving it from my static pages into my content management system. Unfortunately, lots of the jokes are dated by now....
How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs; 5. One...
How Does a Chicken Cross the Road?
Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Bush Dimbulbs
How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed...
How the Bushies Change a Light Bulb
How many members of the Bush administration are required to replace the proverbial light bulb? The Answer is SEVEN: (1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced; (2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb; (3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a...
How Many List Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to...
What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
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