"It's not what your called...it's what you answer too"....
These are from my Laffy Taffy tonight: Why did the bowling pins stop working? ~Because they went on...
sad but true!...
Thank you, this helped a lot for a school project (like everyone else)...
there are some in there that aren't true and have been confirmed by MythBusters "The venom in a Dad...
Funny One-liners - Part One