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Shakespeare's One-Liners

Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think thework is a product of a drunken savage's imagination. - Voltaire

Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or are they just pretending to be mad?

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If I were Juliet, we'd have got away

If I were Romeo, we'd have got away

A most Extravagant Vagary - The Two Nobel Kinsman

Away! I do condemn mine ears, that have so long attended thee - Cymbeline

Confimer of False Reckonings - As You Like It

Brevity is the soul of wit - Hamlet

Dangerous & Unsuspected - Richard III

Confusion now hath made his masterpiece - Macbeth

He is not his craft's master - Henry IV, Part 2

He thinks too much, such men are dangerous - Julius Caesar

Hell is empty, and all the Devils are here - Tempest

Here is a silly-stately style indeed - Henry VI, Part I

I do desire we may be better strangers - As You Like It

I muse you make so slight a question - Henry IV, Part 2

I took thee for thy better - Hamlet

Let's meet as little as we can - As You Like It

Men's vows are women's traitors! - Cymbeline

More of your conversation would infect my brain - Coriolanus

O' there has been much throwing about of brains - Hamlet

Sell when you can, you are not for all markets - As You Like It

Such bugs and goblins in my life! - Hamlet

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers - Henry VI, Part 2

There's a stewed phrase indeed! - Troilus & Cressida

These giddy loose suggestions! - King John

They have been at a great feast of languages and stolen the scrapes - Love's Labor Lost

This effect defective comes by cause - Hamlet

This petty brabble will undo us all - Titus Andronicus

Though this be madness, yet there is method in it - Hamlet

We allowed your approach rather to wonder at you than to hear you - Twelth Night

What impossible matter will we make easy next? - The Tempest

Wilt thou show the whole wealth of thy wit in an instant? - Merchant of Venice

You are strangely troublesome - Henry VIII

You put sharp weapons in a madman's hands - Henry VI, Part 2

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