Shakespeare's One-Liners
Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think thework is a product of a drunken savage's imagination. - Voltaire
Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or are they just pretending to be mad?
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If I were Juliet, we'd have got away
If I were Romeo, we'd have got away
A most Extravagant Vagary - The Two Nobel Kinsman
Away! I do condemn mine ears, that have so long attended thee - Cymbeline
Confimer of False Reckonings - As You Like It
Brevity is the soul of wit - Hamlet
Dangerous & Unsuspected - Richard III
Confusion now hath made his masterpiece - Macbeth
He is not his craft's master - Henry IV, Part 2
He thinks too much, such men are dangerous - Julius Caesar
Hell is empty, and all the Devils are here - Tempest
Here is a silly-stately style indeed - Henry VI, Part I
I do desire we may be better strangers - As You Like It
I muse you make so slight a question - Henry IV, Part 2
I took thee for thy better - Hamlet
Let's meet as little as we can - As You Like It
Men's vows are women's traitors! - Cymbeline
More of your conversation would infect my brain - Coriolanus
O' there has been much throwing about of brains - Hamlet
Sell when you can, you are not for all markets - As You Like It
Such bugs and goblins in my life! - Hamlet
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers - Henry VI, Part 2
There's a stewed phrase indeed! - Troilus & Cressida
These giddy loose suggestions! - King John
They have been at a great feast of languages and stolen the scrapes - Love's Labor Lost
This effect defective comes by cause - Hamlet
This petty brabble will undo us all - Titus Andronicus
Though this be madness, yet there is method in it - Hamlet
We allowed your approach rather to wonder at you than to hear you - Twelth Night
What impossible matter will we make easy next? - The Tempest
Wilt thou show the whole wealth of thy wit in an instant? - Merchant of Venice
You are strangely troublesome - Henry VIII
You put sharp weapons in a madman's hands - Henry VI, Part 2
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