You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your right side is a drop off.
On your left side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
Funny. However, traditionally merry-go-rounds rotate clockwise and carousels rotate counter-clockwise, so if the right side is a drop off, then you would be riding a carousel. Sorry I'm such a smart *ss.
You know, I flipped those because I thought it was always counter-clockwise. So the original joke was correct, and I made it wrong. :-)
An easy mistake to make. Besides, I imagine you were still in shock over Clay Aikens announcement that he's gay. I know that really threw me for a loop. ;) Wil