- You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell".
- Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, bitch!"
- Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
- You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
- You sleep more at work than at home.
- You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
- Your Day-Timer exploded a week ago.
- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
- You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
- You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your cellphone will go off before your alarm does.
12 Signs You're Suffering From Work Burnout
10 Feb 1998
Posted on Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 9:45 AM
Filed in Funny Lists, Work Jokes and tagged funny lists, True Stories
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