Electrasteph's Fortune Cookies
A rather simple site I created for my Fortune Cookies to get the basics of Expression Engine (and by special request from my girlfriend, who enjoys my snark. Electrasteph's Fortune Cookies...
Fortune Cookies
I am the luckiest girl in the world, and I have the cookies to prove it. [19 entries.]
Today's Fortune Cookie
You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury. I take it back fortune cookie - I believe every word you say, I swear!...
Today's Fortune Cookie
"You crave your lover when the two of you are apart." Ooo la la! Hawt cookie! I couldn't read it out loud to my co-worker - I had to hand it to her to read, lest I get a case of the giggles. (But I will be reading it out loud to my girlfriend later.)...
Recent Fortune Cookies
From lunch today at Changs: Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot. Damn. I better get some skills quick. Seriously, though, this is one of the better fortunes I've ever received. Be neater if it were true. From lunch last week at Changs: Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you. I have nothing snarky...
Today's Fortune Cookie
"Everything will now come your way." Um, at first I thought "Great!" because I'm waiting for the new laptop. (Is that like "Waiting for Godot"?) But then I started to worry - what if I need a helmet?...
A nice cake is waiting for you: recent fortune cookies
A nice cake is waiting for you. I'm being stalked by a cake. That's just scary. Your winsome smile will be your sure protection. Um, can I have a ball bat instead? I'd feel more secure. You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty. Oops, I got someone else's fortune. A modest man never talks to himself. What about singing in...
Fortune Cookie
"An upward movement initiated in time can counteract fate." I got this one last week, and it's easily the strangest, most mysterious fortune cookie I've ever received. This is what a fortune cookie should be; inscrutable....
My Chinese horoscope
Figuring out my Chinese horoscope. Birthday/time: June 6th, 1968, 7:01 a.m. Latitude and Longitude where I was born: West Des Moines, IA (US): 41n35, 93w43, Iowa. Timezone: -6 GMT. You are Red Sheep, born in the year of Brown Monkey. The first character in DAY represents you. So you are equivalent to Fire. Lucky element: Water. Luckiest decades - age...
You have an ambitious nature
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself. Executive ability is prominent in your makeup. You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time. Drink to your health! Your luck has been completely changed today. Put the data you have uncovered to beneficial use. That's an interesting if slightly paranoid cookie. I wonder...
You are open-minded and quick
"You are open-minded and quick to make new friends." This is less of a "fortune" cookie, and more of an encouraging "wishful-thinking" type cookie "In love you could shine as a brilliant star." Or, I could be as gooky as a puddle of mud. There's no telling, really....
Your eyes will be opened
"Your eyes will be opened to a world full of beauty, charm, and adventure." Hey, I must be going to Disneyworld!...
You are going to have some new clothes
"You are going to have some new clothes" When I first read this, I thought, no, I'm buying a house, so I can't shop for clothes. Then I thought, Emperor's new clothes? "Life always get's harder near the summit." Like, is that supposed to cheer me up?...
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. In otherwords, if I'm unhappy, it's my own fault? Hands that touch this fortune shall remain young and strong. Of course, I made everyone touch the fortune. Got to look out for your friends. Now is the time to try something new. So much for the retro movement. Romance is awaiting...
In love you could shine as a brilliant star
In love you could shine as a brilliant star Hell, in love, I can't even get a date....
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals
Friends long absent are coming back to you. Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. This must be another one of those "bizarro world" cookies It is the hopes and dreams that we have that makes us great. No, it's pursuing and realizing those dreams that make us great....
outlook on life
Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. An appropriately remonstrative fortune cookie at precisely the moment I needed it. Thanks....
carry a corkscrew
Always carry a corkscrew and the wine will provide itself--Bunting's Law...
happiness begins with a smile
happiness begins with a smile and a wink Unless life decides to slap you for going around winking at it. Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. Yup. Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians But what about Dr. Carrie Weaver? she's pretty great. You are a bundle of energy, always on the go and it has nothing to...
You are the master of your fate
You are the master of your fate Now doesn't this defeat the *purpose* of a fortune cookie? Isn't the point so I can be a sloth and just let my fate be assigned? You will be advanced socially, without any special effort. See, that's more like it. Fortune cookies that allow me to be lazy are the kind I can...
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