Today's Fortune Cookie

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11 May 2007

"You crave your lover when the two of you are apart."

Ooo la la! Hawt cookie! I couldn't read it out loud to my co-worker - I had to hand it to her to read, lest I get a case of the giggles. (But I will be reading it out loud to my girlfriend later.)

Posted on Friday, May 11, 2007 at 1:52 PM

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Yeah, and my fortune cookie was something like, "You will soon receive enlightenment." An hour later, when I was getting a root canal, I was enlightened on several key points:
1. root canals suck.
2. nitrous oxide is great, but
3. nitrious oxide makes me paranoid. I thought everyone was laughing at me behind my back.

Jen | May 12, 2007 7:55 PM | Reply

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