Either Or

Courtesy of Mikal Belicove:

1. Cats or Dogs? I can't answer: I have both and don't want to get in trouble at home.
2. Beer or Wine? Beer.
3. Sunday paper: In bed or On the couch? On the couch. Too messy for bed.
4. Baked Potatoes or Mashed Potatoes? Baked; I like the skin
5. Target or Wal-Mart. Normally Target, but since the prescription thing, neither. Fuckers.
6. Rain or Snow? Rain. Snow is too messy.
7. Board Games or Computer Games? Oh, man. I dunno.
8. Friday nights or Saturday mornings? Saturday mornings.
9. Land Line or Cell Phone? Cell. I like to go places and talk.
10. Elevators or Escalators? Escalators are more fun, and don't lead to as many personal space issues.