Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday, dear me.
Happy Birthday to me.

In case I hadn't mentioned it, today is my birthday.

Yesterday, I had someone come up to me and say "I recognize you from somewhere." And after we went through a big list of places (work, college, high school, friends, etc.) it turns out he recognized me from my appearance on the morning news with Dick Wolfsie. I'm like, famous. In Indianapolis, Indiana. I think I'll stop combing my hair and become disaffected, like all the other celebrities.